By wisequack
“What’s a cross-eyed virgin?” my eight-year-old niece asked upon
hearing the Mexican tour guide at Chichen Itza explain how the ancient
Mayans sacrificed assorted cross-eyed virgins to assorted ill-tempered
Gods.
“Well,” I replied physicianly, “It’s when one eye comes across like this and the other…”
“I know that. What’s a virgin?”
“And then usually one eye doesn’t work as well as the…”
“And then usually one eye doesn’t work as well as the…”
“Becky said that Madonna was like a virgin once. What’s that mean?”
“Wow, look at the teeth on that huge iguana behind you! Where’s your mother?”...Continue reading...
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