Jon Stewart Going to Canada to Cover Their “Bullshit Mountain” Election

"Please, say it's not so. One of Obama's goofs coming to interfere in Canada's election." Thomasby The Lapine

NEW YORK — America’s most popular political satirist Jon Stewart dropped a bombshell this morning, announcing that he is heading north to host a Canadian version of The Daily Show that will be broadcast from “a rented garage only blocks from Stephen Harper’s mansion.”
(Editor’s Note: Stephen Harper is Canada’s long-standing Prime Minister currently seeking re-election to a fourth term.)
   “Canada’s political bullshit mountain is even bullshittier than ours,” the former Daily Show host told ABC’s Good Morning America while wearing a Toronto Blue Jays baseball cap.
   “Don’t get me wrong. I love Canadians…they’re like us only they put gravy and these cheese turds on their fries, and they don’t carry guns when they go to buy tube socks at Walmart.”
   “But I’ve got to say that some weird stuff is going on up there right now…like creepy ooga booga boogie man kinda stuff.”
   “It’s like Canada can’t decide whether to be more and more like the U.S. or, you know, sane.”
   “Canada used to be such a nice country.”...Read more...