Always remember that you are absolutely unique. just like everyone else.
Telly's Truism:
Not all heads are perfect-some have hair on them.
The Airplane Law:
When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
The Law of the Lost Inch:
In designing any type of construction, no over-all dimension can be correctly totaled after 4 P.m. Friday.
Corollary 1: Under the same conditions, if any minor dimensions are given to 1/16th of an inch, they cannot be totaled at all.
Corollary 2: The correct total will be self-evident at 9:01 Monday morning. more principles:http://www.generationterrorists.com/quotes/1001p.html
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