The Bacon Candle: Your Life May Depend On It

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by Jeff Kart, Bay City, Michigan

It's The End Of The World As We Know It. What are you going to do? Your flashlight batteries are dead. Hell, your candle wax is even running low. All you have left to eat is bacon. Well, at least there are worse ways to die. But wait ... A burned-out candle. Bacon leftovers. What? Behold the bacon candle.
As if the bacon meme hasn't been taken far enough. This, however, is more than a bacon-scented, bacon-tribute candle. This a candle that lives on bacon. Bacon bacon bacon. The idea/breakthrough comes via the TEOTWAWKI blog, as in the REM song, the first line in this post, and survival tips...Continue reading