Blond Stereotype-Myth or Fact
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb
blonde joke?"! The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you
are blind, that you should know five things... 1 - The bartender is a
blonde woman. 2 - The bouncer is a blonde woman. 3 - The woman sitting
next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. 4 - The lady to
your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and 5 - I'm a 6
foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD, a black belt in karate and a very
bad attitude. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want
to tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,
and says; "Naaaah . . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12wp4x/a_guy_walks_into_a_bar_with_a_gun_and_yelled_who/
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb
blonde joke?"! The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you
are blind, that you should know five things... 1 - The bartender is a
blonde woman. 2 - The bouncer is a blonde woman. 3 - The woman sitting
next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. 4 - The lady to
your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and 5 - I'm a 6
foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD, a black belt in karate and a very
bad attitude. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want
to tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,
and says; "Naaaah . . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12wp4x/a_guy_walks_into_a_bar_with_a_gun_and_yelled_who/
The Blond Joke To End All Blond Jokes.
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