Photo Illustration by Dair Massey/The Daily Beast
In drought-plagued California, thieves are getting mighty thirsty.
At least one managed to make off with a 500-gallon water tanker. The wide load just up and vanished from a highway offramp.
It was early morning last Thursday when the Marina landscaping tanker
truck was idling on a median by a tunnel in Oakland, according to
police reports. Then some clever perp jacked it—and rode off with its
tapped cargo.
It’s one of a growing number of water-related crimes in California,
where Governor Jerry Brown has issued an executive order to cut water
use by 25 percent (PDF).
These tough times are forcing them to forsake their signature emerald
lawns, cut carwash trips, flush the toilet only for number twos. It’s
such an incendiary climate that any Dick that forgets about the running
hose for days might as well cop a plea as an arsonist...Continue reading...
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