For centuries, New York City’s white whale has been the common rat.
Traps have been set and poisons brewed, to little apparent effect. Emergency conclaves have been called at City Hall.
There
have been 109 mayors of New York and, it seems, nearly as many mayoral
plans to snuff out the scourge. Their collective record is approximately
0-108.
“Just
follow the numbers,” said Joseph J. Lhota, once the designated “rat
czar” as a deputy mayor under Rudolph W. Giuliani. “Anybody who’s in
charge of eradicating rats in New York knows exactly what Sisyphus felt
like.”
Yet
across the city, a new administration is betting that New York — long
the Chicago Cubs of rodent control — might just be due. The city budget,
agreed upon this week, includes $2.9 million in rat plan money. Mayor
Bill de Blasio described the animals, with a touch of swagger, as “one
New York City institution that we’re happy to get rid of.”
Along
avenue medians and inside tree pits, beneath sewer grates and deep in
the thickets of park foliage, the city’s vermin vision is taking hold...Continue reading...
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