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Where the hell is Al Gore? Why isn’t he out there, holding a press conference to explain this latest inconvenient truth?
So here we are, reeling from another blizzard, the greatest storm of the century to hit Massachusetts since way back in 2013, and guess what?
The global-warming cultists are blaming it on, what else, global warming. Excuse me, climate change.
Here’s the headline yesterday in one of the U.K.’s leading moonbat broadsheets:
“Climate change responsible for super-charging winter storms, scientists say.”
Homer Simpson used to say, “Donuts! Is there anything they can’t do?”
Listen Homer, donuts got nothing on global warming, er climate change. It causes blizzards … and heat waves. Floods … and droughts. That’s why 1,700 billionaires had to fly to Davos this week to huddle over how to cut down on the carbon footprint — your carbon footprint, not theirs.
Here is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in 2008: “Anemic winters … snow is so scarce today.”
Hey Bobby, shovel this!
Another true believer named Porter Fox wrote an interminable op-ed piece for The New York Times less than a year ago under the headline, “The End of Snow?”
Can we lose the question mark? The answer is no. Believe it or not, this guy wrote “a book on the future of snow.”
It’s got a great future, snow, at least until the spring. But shhhh, don’t tell Porter Fox. You know what they say: If you believe in nothing, you’ll fall for anything.
“I was floored,” he wrote, “by how much snow had already disappeared from the planet.”
Now if it would only disappear from my driveway.
At the State House, the office of state Sen. Mike Barrett, Moonbat-Lexington, sent out an email late Monday announcing the postponement of a legislative briefing Tuesday on a bill, “An Act combating climate change.”
In other words, an outbreak of global warming hysteria was canceled due to a blizzard.
It’s a cult, a failed cult. MIT professor Richard Lindzen told me last week: “As with any cult, once the mythology of the cult begins falling apart, instead of saying, ‘Oh, we were wrong,’ they get more and more fanatical … Think about it, you’ve led an unpleasant life, you have led a very virtuous life. But now you’re told, you get absolution if you watch your carbon footprint. It’s salvation!”
It’s like the Middle Ages. These trust-funded loons are buying indulgences. And their epiphany occurred on the road not to Damascus, but to Davos.
Let’s close with one more apocalyptic report from noted snowologist Porter Fox on what happens when the white stuff disappears:
“What follows is a dangerous chain reaction of catastrophes like forest fires, drought, mountain pine beetle infestations, degraded river habitat, loss of hydroelectric power, dried-up aquifers and shifting weather patterns.”
The warmologists call it the apocalypse, the rest of us call it spring.http://www.bostonherald.com/news_opinion/columnists/howie_carr/2015/01/carr_cult_of_climate_change_at_it_again
So here we are, reeling from another blizzard, the greatest storm of the century to hit Massachusetts since way back in 2013, and guess what?
The global-warming cultists are blaming it on, what else, global warming. Excuse me, climate change.
Here’s the headline yesterday in one of the U.K.’s leading moonbat broadsheets:
“Climate change responsible for super-charging winter storms, scientists say.”
Homer Simpson used to say, “Donuts! Is there anything they can’t do?”
Listen Homer, donuts got nothing on global warming, er climate change. It causes blizzards … and heat waves. Floods … and droughts. That’s why 1,700 billionaires had to fly to Davos this week to huddle over how to cut down on the carbon footprint — your carbon footprint, not theirs.
Here is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in 2008: “Anemic winters … snow is so scarce today.”
Hey Bobby, shovel this!
Another true believer named Porter Fox wrote an interminable op-ed piece for The New York Times less than a year ago under the headline, “The End of Snow?”
Can we lose the question mark? The answer is no. Believe it or not, this guy wrote “a book on the future of snow.”
It’s got a great future, snow, at least until the spring. But shhhh, don’t tell Porter Fox. You know what they say: If you believe in nothing, you’ll fall for anything.
“I was floored,” he wrote, “by how much snow had already disappeared from the planet.”
Now if it would only disappear from my driveway.
At the State House, the office of state Sen. Mike Barrett, Moonbat-Lexington, sent out an email late Monday announcing the postponement of a legislative briefing Tuesday on a bill, “An Act combating climate change.”
In other words, an outbreak of global warming hysteria was canceled due to a blizzard.
It’s a cult, a failed cult. MIT professor Richard Lindzen told me last week: “As with any cult, once the mythology of the cult begins falling apart, instead of saying, ‘Oh, we were wrong,’ they get more and more fanatical … Think about it, you’ve led an unpleasant life, you have led a very virtuous life. But now you’re told, you get absolution if you watch your carbon footprint. It’s salvation!”
It’s like the Middle Ages. These trust-funded loons are buying indulgences. And their epiphany occurred on the road not to Damascus, but to Davos.
Let’s close with one more apocalyptic report from noted snowologist Porter Fox on what happens when the white stuff disappears:
“What follows is a dangerous chain reaction of catastrophes like forest fires, drought, mountain pine beetle infestations, degraded river habitat, loss of hydroelectric power, dried-up aquifers and shifting weather patterns.”
The warmologists call it the apocalypse, the rest of us call it spring.http://www.bostonherald.com/news_opinion/columnists/howie_carr/2015/01/carr_cult_of_climate_change_at_it_again
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